when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs
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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
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“white girl trying to remember the day she was born”
I’m hyperventilating
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Self isolating and then getting upset when you see your friends having fun without you and using this to validate the notion that nobody really needs you or will miss you if you’re gone
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abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago
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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing”
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
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person: what’s up
me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.
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Reblog the money dog in 50 seconds and money will find you
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